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Global Warming?

I think you might have missed something Al Gore. Seriously. Right now it is 2 degrees above 0, this is the first time in 3 days that it has been above 0. For the past few days it’s been at least - 10. I don’t know if a lot of you have been in around anything that cold so let me break it down for your.

At 0 - Pretty cold, but manageable.

At - 5 - Cold. You don’t really want to go all that far, and the wind cuts through most light clothing like a hot knife through butter.

At - 10 - COLD. Seriously don’t even go out side. And if you do, stay in your warm car.

At - 15 - If you’re out doing anything but going to work you’re an idiot. Seriously, you’re dumb.

At - 20 - Kill youreself. Just do it. Death is way warmer than this.

At - 25 - Things just stop working. Cars barely work, ice just magically appears on the roads. I’m pretty sure this is the 8th sign of the appocolypse.

 

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3 Responses to “Global Warming?”

  1. yeah…im so not used to this freaking weather. and al gore just sucks period.

  2. too cold to finish commen ….

  3. Amanda - Too bad you didn’t go to Mankato…You would know what cold is.

    Yojoe - Haha, true that.

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