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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Earth Hour? Thanks for the Notice

Apparently there was something called Earth Hour yesterday that I was unaware of. At 8 pm you were supposed to turn your lights off and sit in the dark like a cave man.
A few things.
Why didn’t I hear about this? Not that I would do it, but still. I read the news every day, you [...]

Gotta Have Faith, Maybe…

I just read this.
WESTON, Wis. — An 11-year-old girl died after her parents prayed for healing rather than seek medical help for a treatable form of diabetes, police said Tuesday.
Yes, you read that correctly. Instead of getting medicine, the parents just prayed and this poor girl died.
ATTENTION CRAZY PEOPLE!
Praying for people doesn’t help them! I [...]

Jemele Hill Off Her Rocker

Look at this picture.

Do you see anything racist about that?
Anything racist about LeBron James in basketball clothing with an intense look on his face with his arm around Gisele?
Would you liken it to this picture?

Well Jemele Hill of ESPN’s Page 2 did in this article.
This is one of the most ridiculous articles I’ve ever read. [...]

When Food Goes Bad

I found this post while clicking through some links tonight. It is the top ten drunk college foods. It reminded me of a few years ago when I lived with a few roommates.
I had an apartment that I shared with a friend (Nate) and his girlfriend (Breena). A mutual friends, but mostly their friend (Ugly, [...]

Too Dunk to Drive?

I just read this story about a guy blaming eating cookies and milk while driving for his speeding. Let me say that again; He blamed eating cookies and milk while driving for his speeding.
Question - If you are eating while driving and drive shitty, aren’t you still the one driving there for at fault?
I eat [...]

A What Now?

Two weeks ago on a Friday night, my brother and I were going to play some poker with some friends. On the way to the game we stopped at McDonald’s to get some food. While in McDonald’s some strange things happened to me.
While standing in line waiting my turn, Hispanic counter guy says “Hey bud, [...]