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The Armchair Weather Man

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Steve

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chairry.jpg - Hi, I’m the Armchair. I’m an expert in all things lazy and unscientific. If you know a way to do anything, I know a better way, and my way is obviously better. Today I will tell you the weather better than “professional” weathermen.

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chairry.jpg - As you can see in this radar image; Lots of colors. Colors of course mean rain and stuff. So it’s raining a bunch, you should probably wear a rain coat, a poncho, or some sort of sombrero to keep you dry.

If you’re in Albany you’re all snowed in. Break into the liquor cabinet to keep warm. If you once were a man from Nantucket you’re lucky because they are about to be covered in green. And no one wants that. Ever. Except stupid farmers.

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chairry.jpg - Hey Noah I hope you have your ark ready because it’s going to be a wet one.

Sometimes instead of telling the weather off of these stupid radar things I like to eat psychedelic mushrooms and watch them and try not to vomit.

This is the Armchair signing out.

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8 Responses to “The Armchair Weather Man”

  1. Alcohol Posts » The Armchair Weather Man, on March 18th, 2008 at 3:22 am Said:

    [...] Steve wrote a fantastic post today on “The Armchair Weather Man”Here’s ONLY a quick extractBreak into the liquor cabinet to keep warm. If you once were a man from Nantucket you’re lucky because they are about to be covered in green. And no one wants that. Ever. Except stupid farmers. - Hey Noah I hope you have your ark ready … [...]

  2. adam, on March 18th, 2008 at 8:40 am Said:

    Is the Armchair Weatherman “Chairy” from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse?

  3. Steve, on March 18th, 2008 at 11:05 pm Said:

    Haha. Yes it is. That Chairry is a mean mofo sometimes.

  4. romi41, on March 19th, 2008 at 9:46 pm Said:

    Hahaha…but seriously: I do NOT like armchair’s lewd half-open eyes…god knows what he does to children who park themselves in his lap…shudder….

  5. Steve, on March 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm Said:

    He’s just as creepy as Santa, except softer.

  6. adam, on March 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am Said:

    No kidding. Much meaner of a mofo than the other dog-chair he had that hardly got any screen time.

  7. Jeffrey C, on March 20th, 2008 at 11:57 am Said:

    He might be wrong but at least he is entertaining, that is way better then then all other weatherPeople!

  8. Steve, on March 22nd, 2008 at 11:30 pm Said:

    Adam - Haha. Yeah.

    Jeff - Yeah, weather people suck so bad.

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