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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]

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Too Hot to Trot and Fly, and Old Guy Falls

Posted on February 27, 2008 by Steve

Last thing first. This old ass senator fell and is in the hospital. Here is the whole story from www.Foxnews.com 
WASHINGTON — A spokesman for Sen. Robert Byrd says the 90-year-old lawmaker is in the hospital after taking a fall at his home.
Byrd, who is third in line to the presidency, was taken to Walter Reed [...]

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Smooth Move Chum, Really Smooth

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Steve

I just read this story and I almost died of laughter.
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) — An Austrian tourist died Monday after being bitten by a shark while diving near the Bahamas in waters that had been baited with bloody fish parts to attract the predators.
This guy jumped in water that had bloody, yes BLOODY, [...]

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Mom of the Year!

Posted on February 25, 2008 by Steve

I just read this story.
OMAHA, Neb. — Police say a 4-year-old girl demonstrated to them how to smoke marijuana from a joint, a pipe and a bong — and learned the techniques from her mother.
The mother, 25-year-old Lisa Schuchard, is charged with child abuse and could lose her daughter after being accused of teaching and [...]

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So Many Choices; Another Poop Blog

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Steve

As soon as I opened the door of the stall and looked down I knew I had a blog idea.
Here is what I saw.

Is it necessary to have three rolls of toilet paper in a stall? Seriously. Who uses that loose roll? Not me. That thing could have been rolling around on the floor for [...]

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Reason Number 89 Why I Didn’t go to College

Posted on February 20, 2008 by Steve

 Read my new blog about the Danica Patrick photo spread in Sports Illistrated.
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I read this on The Smoking Gun and laughed.
College is so lame, and frats are even lamer. For being in college these kids are pretty stupid. They trashed motel rooms and got caught. Losers. What the Hell were they doing in a motel [...]

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To Read, or Not to Read

Posted on February 18, 2008 by Steve

A little while ago I took a huge dump at work. I walked into the stall and the first thing I noticed was that there was sand everywhere. It could have been a beach in this thing. It’s 20 something degrees right now, and I was sad I didn’t have sandals on so I could [...]

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