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A Strike? and Darth Vader…

Posted on November 1, 2007 by Steve

The Writers Guild is apparently going to strike against Hollywood. They aren’t getting enough money for the “outstanding” work they’ve been doing. ( story )

I couldn’t be happier about this. First off I hate Hollywood. These motherfuckers have been screwing the American public over for years with their expensive movie tickets and their sub-par movies and TV shows. Seriously I hope this fucks you over Hollywood.

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In other “news” Dick Cheney was Darth Vader for Halloween according to the pres. Although I see him as the “dark lord” himself. I think he looks a little more like different villain.

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Word of the Day -

Penguin -

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.

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23 Responses to “A Strike? and Darth Vader…”

  1. Gabbi, on November 1st, 2007 at 3:00 am Said:

    I wrote a sappy poem for you in my blog today!
    heeheehee

  2. King Steve, on November 1st, 2007 at 3:06 am Said:

    Haha…

    I’ll have to check it out….

  3. evylsmoke, on November 1st, 2007 at 6:47 am Said:

    What a cruel sex term. If he convinces her to finish then all penguins need a good donkey punch.

  4. Jimmy, on November 1st, 2007 at 9:11 am Said:

    The Penguin is cruel…

  5. sexualtrex, on November 1st, 2007 at 12:13 pm Said:

    My thoughts exactly Jimmy. That’s when you catch the bitch, beat your dick off her head, then blow your load in her eye. Call that one the Sexual T Rex.

    I like your Cheney comparison btw. That’s good.

  6. joebec, on November 1st, 2007 at 4:11 pm Said:

    LMAO!! I work with a bitch that looks like the penguin i swear to GOD! That is too funny! loved the word of the day..classic!

  7. evylsmoke, on November 1st, 2007 at 4:37 pm Said:

    Regarding the “penguin”
    Sounds like somebody needed some “strawberry shortcake”

  8. thatpessimist, on November 1st, 2007 at 5:51 pm Said:

    i love batman returns. A++ for that picture.

  9. romi41, on November 1st, 2007 at 10:08 pm Said:

    okay, the devito penguin freakishly looks like Cheney; and dude, I love how your “word of the day ties in with the devito penguin”….well done :-)

  10. romi41, on November 1st, 2007 at 10:21 pm Said:

    PS: lovin’ the new avatar; not sure which one’s cuter, you or the cat? lol ;-)

  11. King Steve, on November 2nd, 2007 at 10:50 am Said:

    EvylSmoke - Haha…I agree with that…

    Jimmy - Indeed…

    T-Rex - I think that’s already called something….

    Joebec - Do you make fun of her? Or call her the Penguin?….

    EvylSmoke (again) - Strawberry shortcake…HAHA!…

    That Pessimist - Thanks for the grade!!…Heh..

    Romi - I’ve always thought of him as the Penguin…Creepy bastard…Yeah, the word was something else but then I found this one….

    And we all know my cat is “cuter” than I am….

  12. Brock Landers, on November 2nd, 2007 at 11:24 am Said:

    Writer’s Guild. I think the whole Hollywood everything is retarded. I can’t believe how much money this fucking machine creates. My least favorite thing? The Oscars. “Hey we’re all loaded and you’re not! Let’s celebrate and give out Awards to movies with two gay cowboys just for the sake of it being a movie about two gay cowboys that hasn’t been done before despite it not really being a good movie!”

  13. joebec, on November 2nd, 2007 at 11:36 am Said:

    LOL! yeah, we make the crazy noises he makes in the movie, and since we know penguins eat fish we’re always asking her if she likes mackerel. she don’t get it, and that makes it even funnier. my one friend said she’s gonna try to convince her to dress up like a penguin next year (not THE penguin, but a penguin, that ’s good enough for us) i told her i’d fall out of my fucking chair if she did it. she’s a stupid bitch so i don’t feel bad making fun of her, plus it puts me on first class flight to Hell.

  14. King Steve, on November 2nd, 2007 at 11:46 am Said:

    Brock - Oh don’t even get me started on the Oscars…Rich people giving rich people awards…

    Joebec - Hahaha…You have to get pictures if you do that shit…I NEED to see this…

  15. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:48 am Said:

    OMFG…the penguin def. is hilarious….

  16. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:51 am Said:

    THe penguin is MEAN!

  17. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:09 am Said:

    hehehee….i didn’t say i would ever DO that to a guy……..

  18. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:10 am Said:

    Still mean…

  19. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:11 am Said:

    speaking from experience are you?

  20. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:13 am Said:

    Nope…I hold onto a girls hair so she can’t get away… :)

  21. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:32 am Said:

    mmm…hairpulling….yummy

  22. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 5:36 am Said:

    You know it…

  23. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 6:08 am Said:

    do you spank too???

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