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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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I Changed My Mind…

After listening to the radio tonight (I still am) I have changed my mind about Nickelback being the worst band ever. They are still bad, but twonew bands/singers have taken this honor from Nickelback.
The first -

Kid Rock
Not only is he from Detroit (a shitty city) a distinction he shares with fellow shitty lyricist Eminem, but [...]

Nothing to Prove…

I clicked on this story, like I’m sure other people did, because I was curious to see a picture. A picture of Bigfoot.

The only REAL proof of Bigfoot.
Do I think Bigfoot is real? No. Is it something that keeps me up at night wondering? Definitely not. And really should I care?
There are only two views [...]

Nothing New From Me…

I am not really in the mood to blog or write at all today….
I read this blog from a friend of mine and it kind of just took all the inspiration I had for anything today and smashed it into a thousand pieces.

Perspective in Perspective, a New CD, and Football Picks…

Today as I came home from playing poker there was a car accident right in front of me. It got me thinking about the people involved in the crash. What were they thinking right before the crash? What was the last thought going through their head just before inpact? Noone will ever know but those [...]

Can’t see? Not a Problem!

Rudy Giuliani (who I will call Rudy G for the rest of this post since his name is hard as hell to spell.) thinks it is A - O K for blind people to carry guns.He cites the second amendment saying there are only 3 things that would prohibit someone from carrying a fire arm.

A [...]

Learn to Drive!!…

It seems like every day I leave my house and drive some place I get stuck behind someone who is a complete retard? Seriously I think people driving shitty accounts for 90% of the stress in my life and it happens on a daily basis. I can only relieve myself from stress (jerk off) so [...]