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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Where’s the beef?..And week 4 picks..

Apparently people are getting sick from the beef. 21.7 million pounds of it. According to this story, it is “tainted” with E. Coli.
Every time I hear that foot has E. Coli in/on it I think to myself. I say…
“Self, doesn’t E. Coli die if you cook the meat all the way through?”
And I answer myself [...]

No Condoms for you, and you, and you…

A Catholic priest in Mozambique, which I will now be calling The Moz since it’s way to hard to spell, is claiming that condoms shipped from several European countries are tainted with AIDS/HIV. According to this priest, they are doing this because these “countries” want to colonize The Moz (and the rest of Africa.) He [...]

Jackson and Sharpton nowhere to be found….

After reading this story and feeling sick and angry all at once one thought came to my head; where are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Maybe they are still busy trying to get the “Jena 6” out of jail for beating up white kids.
I might sound like a racist in this blog, but I am not. You [...]

Hurry up and buy…

I went to the gas station near my house like I do every night before work and got stuck behind some lady. After hearing what this lady was babbling about I instantly got pissed and wanted to strangle her. This lady, high on something, started talking to the clerk about some random bullshit. The clerk [...]

The only good duck…And week 3 picks.

As I was reading the news tonight to get caught up on what’s happening in the world I came across this story on my local paper’s website ( story ). Apparently this guy (drunk) cornered a duck, grabbed it, and ripped it’s head off with his Conan the Barbarian like strength.
To me this isn’t a big deal. Maybe [...]

Fatter than fat?…

As I sit here, bored out of my skull I stumbled over this story. After reading it I don’t know if I should feel bad for this guy or be disgusted.
After think about this for 15 seconds or so I have decided that I am disgusted by this. How do you let yourself get to [...]