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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Kicked out again…But in a different place…

Last night I had tickets to a baseball game. So three of my friends and I all went to the game, got semi-drunk and watched the Twins win in 10 boring innings.
After the game we (mostly I) decided it was a good idea to drink MORE at the bar. We get into the bar (after [...]

Elvis is dead…GET OVER IT!!

What is the big deal about Elvis?
The guy has been dead for 30 years! Get over it, and shut the hell up about it. I can’t even watch the news with out seeing this fat slob dancing and singing. Why the hell would I want to see that? Why would I care if this is [...]

What’s in my CD player? And stupid walking…

I just stole this idea from this chick.
I don’t listen to CDs very often since I have Sirius Radio but when I can’t find a song or a talk show that is any good I hit play on the CD player.

Dillinger Escape Plan
I can sum this band up with one word….INTENSE.
They put on crazy shows [...]

Why I don’t live in Bali…

I just read this HORRIBLEstory on MSNBC.com.
 If you didn’t click the link let me sum it up for you in a few words.
THERE IS AN ALCOHOL SHORTAGE IN BALI!
This is by far the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Not that I would ever live in Bali, Indonesia but I do feel bad [...]

The worst part….

I was sitting at my house today eating a bowl of Ramen noodles and I started thinking….
 What could be the worst possible thing to happen to me. I came up with a few things…

Stepping on a bear trap.
Having a pine tree fall on you and being trapped underneath.
Running backwards through a corn field naked.
Being stuck [...]

Day 2…

I was going to do a blog tonight about how much Nickleback sucks but decided against that since I am about to fall asleep.
Why you ask?
Because it is the second day of being caffeine free. As some of you know I work midnights and I sleep sporadically through out the day, and at work I [...]