I read this story the other day and I almost died of laughter. Apparently in Tokyo they have these arcade games that let you arm wrestle or something and kids were getting their arms broken.
First off the idea of a game where you get to arm wrestle is hilarious. Whoever thought of this thing should be president of the world. How could you not play this game? 10 levels of arm wrestling action, from french maids to chihuahuas. You would have to be an idiot not to put your (or your parents’) hard earned money into this maching and give it a go.
Second, just imagine watching someone play this game thinking they are Sly Stallone and then all of a sudden their hunched over holding their shattered arm. I think I might die of laughter.
I think my favorite part of the story though is this quote…
“The machine isn’t that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even WOMEN should be able to beat it.”
Basically this dude called all of the people who broke their arms weaker than girls. These dudes have to have arms as strong as balsa wood to have their shit broken by something a woman can beat.
I want one of these games and I will pay ANY price to get one.
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I played one of them before!
you know, Romi was just talking about her “pythons”…i wonder if they molded this machine after one of her fabulous guns. if so, you might get a deal on one. you should check into that fo sho’!
Yeah, I have a small start-up company, and we manufactured the “arm spirit” machines or whatever the eff they’re called…in order to get the shape/strength right, they did a mould of my left-python (i’m left-handed, so my left arm kicks more ass); those 3 dudes who broke their arms are clearly a bunch of frail little pansies…btw, i was pleased with how accurately the article described the various levels:
“Players of “Arm Spirit” advance through 10 levels, battling a French maid, drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler”…
It was my idea to make the martial arts master all drunken and shit, ’cause what’s more fun than a martial arts master? A DRUNKEN one..LOL
That ought to make birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese a lot more interesting! LOL
Jimmy - You did?…Did you break your arm?…
Joebec - I’m positive that is an exact replica of Romi’s arm…
Romi - Haha…EVERYONE loves a drunken martial arts master…
Gabbi - You go to Check E Cheese for your birthdays?…Heh..
I want one of those coffee table pac man games. Those things ruled.
Romi- i’m left handed too! I knew we were meant to be BFF’s. now i have to start pumping serious iron so you can’t kick my ass all over the place.
Joebec: you are NOT a lefty…seriously? Wow, we are SO destined to be BFF’s!; haha, I bet all the dudes on this comment-trail our LOVING our little exchange.
Speaking of dudes:
-Yo, Brock Landers, I keep forgetting that you’re a dude b/c of your hot-ass female pic, but then I remember that you’re the dude with the “hot myspace girls” website…I have to confess I visited your site a while back; I’m afraid to visit it again, ’cause if I stare at those hot-ass MySpace girls for too long, I might just turn into a lesbian…:-S
Brock - There is a bar near my house that has one of those…I drink beer and play pac man…It’s great..
Joebec and Romi - Get a room and a video camera…Seriously…Do it…
Where can I get one of these? I’d like to put it in my classroom for my students to use. I’d like to fight the french maids.