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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Your Record Sucks!…

I read this story a few days ago but was to angry to even talk about it before. Now that the anger as left me I can share my opinion on this issue.
If you didn’t read the story let me sum it up for you. Dumb ass town that LOVES ketchup (and already holds the [...]

Get out of my face bugs!…

Question….
 Why is it that bugs only fly into your face when you have your hands full or are trying to concentrate on something?
I hate bugs, ALL bugs. They bite you, they land on your food, they are just generally annoying. But the worst thing they do is fly into your face when you can’t defend [...]

Number 500…Or Worse, 501…

A week or so ago a friend of mine and I were at the bar shootin the shit and got to talking about the Houston 500. For all of you not familiar with this, it is basically this porn star Houston and she gets banged by 500 dudes with out stopping. I’ve never personally seen [...]

To Catch a Sicko….

So tonight I watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator. If you’ve never seen this show basically there is a person who pretends they are an underage girl and then dudes that want to have sex with underage chicks find them in chat rooms, chat with them, and eventually come to a house that is bugged [...]

Go ahead and beg…

I just read this story on msnbc.com about Judge Shira Scheindlin. Apparently this Judge (I don’t know if it’s a guy or a girl. After Googling the name, it is in fact a chick. And now this ruling makes sense….) decided that panhandling or as I like to call it, BOTHERING THE WORKING CLASS should [...]

I’ll run you over next time….

While I was on vacation I would be driving at night. Normally I do drive at night but much later than I did this past week. What I found was a shock to me. People are out running or jogging or what ever you want to call it at 10pm. It is dark at 915, [...]