Famous chicks I’d bang…
I am compiling a list of famous chicks that I will one day bang.
Maria Sharapova -
You would have to be stupid not to bang her. Plus she could speak some crazy Russian shit while you’re doing it. What could be better?….
Jessica Beil -
Again, you would have to be stupid not to bang her. Also, did you see her in that wet t shirt in Texas Chainsaw Massacre?…..
Jessica Alba -
Hottest chick in Hollywood hands down. I would do anything she told me to do….ANYTHING….Plus she played a stripper in Sin City and took classes to be a better stripper. That is dedication….
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Nicole Kidman -
There is something about her….I think it is those crazy eyes she has. I’d definitely do dirty things to her….
Ashley Judd -
A hot chick who loves sports?….What else could you ask for?…
There are plenty more trust me. But I am lazy and I get sick of searching for pictures. So enjoy this until I make a part 2….
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